Avril Lavigne has some unusual hobbies, it seems.

Avril Lavigne has some unusual hobbies, it seems.

If You Want To Free Yourself From Her Spell, Cut Her Hair And Call The Philistine Army.

I Guess The Other Two Don’t Get Unlocked To Often, Either.

Girl, Don’t You Know That You Have To Store Such Combinations In A Password Manager, And Secure The Password Manager With An Easy-To-Remember, But Hard-To-Crack Passphrase?Oh, You Did Just That And Are Merely Messing With Him? Carry On.

Within The Real World (Outside The Parallel Dream World Of Chastity Captions), Jenny Mccarthy Is Promoting Nonsense About The Horrors Of Vaccines Instead Of The Horrors Of Sperm. Since This Anti-Vaccines-Propaganda Doesn’t Lead To Men Locked In Chastity

…Or If You Succeed.

What An Injustice: One Side Is Noticeably Shorter Than The Other.

Alison Angel As A Venus In Furs.“…Strike, Dear Mistress, And Cure His Heart…”

So There Is Still Hope That There Is A Key…

Her Second Idea Sounds More Compelling To Me.

I Looked At This Image, And This Dream-Like Story Came To Me Out Of Nowhere. For My Taste, It’s Almost A Tad Bit Too Long For A Caption, But I Managed To Keep It Sufficiently Short.

As An Experienced Reader Of Chastity Cage Caption, I Guess You Can Sense The Trap A Mile Away. But Then Again, “Enforced” Chastity Wouldn’t Work Without The Willing Cooperation Of The “Victim” Anyway.

A Good Employee Shows Initiative And Handles Things Proactively.

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