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If you want to free yourself from her spell, cut her hair and call the Philistine army.

If you want to free yourself from her spell, cut her hair and call the Philistine army.

If you want to free yourself from her spell, cut her hair and call the Philistine

If you want to free yourself from her spell, cut her hair and call the Philistine

If you want to free yourself from her spell, cut her hair and call the Philistine

If you want to free yourself from her spell, cut her hair and call the Philistine

I Guess The Other Two Don’t Get Unlocked To Often, Either.

I Guess The Other Two Don’t Get Unlocked To Often, Either.

Girl, Don’t You Know That You Have To Store Such Combinations In A Password Manager, And Secure The Password Manager With An Easy-To-Remember, But Hard-To-Crack Passphrase?Oh, You Did Just That And Are Merely Messing With Him? Carry On.

Girl, Don’t You Know That You Have To Store Such Combinations In A Password Manager,

Within The Real World (Outside The Parallel Dream World Of Chastity Captions), Jenny Mccarthy Is Promoting Nonsense About The Horrors Of Vaccines Instead Of The Horrors Of Sperm. Since This Anti-Vaccines-Propaganda Doesn’t Lead To Men Locked In Chastity

Within The Real World (Outside The Parallel Dream World Of Chastity Captions), Jenny

…Or If You Succeed.

…Or If You Succeed.

What An Injustice: One Side Is Noticeably Shorter Than The Other.

What An Injustice: One Side Is Noticeably Shorter Than The Other.

Alison Angel As A Venus In Furs.“…Strike, Dear Mistress, And Cure His Heart…”

Alison Angel As A Venus In Furs.“…Strike, Dear Mistress, And Cure His Heart…”

So There Is Still Hope That There Is A Key…

So There Is Still Hope That There Is A Key…

Her Second Idea Sounds More Compelling To Me.

Her Second Idea Sounds More Compelling To Me.

I Looked At This Image, And This Dream-Like Story Came To Me Out Of Nowhere. For My Taste, It’s Almost A Tad Bit Too Long For A Caption, But I Managed To Keep It Sufficiently Short.

I Looked At This Image, And This Dream-Like Story Came To Me Out Of Nowhere. For

As An Experienced Reader Of Chastity Cage Caption, I Guess You Can Sense The Trap A Mile Away. But Then Again, “Enforced” Chastity Wouldn’t Work Without The Willing Cooperation Of The “Victim” Anyway.

As An Experienced Reader Of Chastity Cage Caption, I Guess You Can Sense The Trap

A Good Employee Shows Initiative And Handles Things Proactively.

A Good Employee Shows Initiative And Handles Things Proactively.

To Be Useful As A Fair Die, A Polyhedron Needs To Be Isohedral Or Face-Transitive, Which Means That For Every Pair Of Faces, There Has To Be A Symmetry Which Maps One Face To The Other. There Are A Lot Shapes That Fulfill These Requirements, Far More

To Be Useful As A Fair Die, A Polyhedron Needs To Be Isohedral Or Face-Transitive,

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