Security advice: never leave an unlocked dick around.

Security advice: never leave an unlocked dick around.

The Formula Given In The Title Of The Following Caption Is Slightly Misleading; What The Text Is Describing Is More Like ((A→B)∧(¬A→B))→B.

It Makes Things Easier If Everything Is Conveniently Labeled.

The Beautiful Steamgirl Kato, Before Her Hair Turned White.

What I Like About This Image Is How It Doesn’t Explicitly Show The Things To Come, But Only Hints At Them.

I’ve Once Stumbled Upon A Caption That Read Something Like “I’ll Keep You Locked Until 2012″, Which Sounded Probably Rather Impressive Back In 2010, But A Bit Ridiculous In 2015.One Thing That Worries Me Is To Use Explicit Currency Values In My

I Guess I’m Not Much Of A Foot Fetishist If The First Thing I Notice Is The Necklace.

It’s A Real Photo (As Far As I Know), But I Guess The Key Would Have Looked Better If I Had It ‘Shopped In.

This Caption Is Partly Inspired By The Ecchi Manga/Anime “He Is My Master”. Which Has It’s Own Hentai Parody/Pastiche “This Is My Chastity Belt” (”Kore Ga Watashi No Teisoutai“ And “Kore Ga Watashi No Teisoutai Plus!”, If You Want To

I Think She Could Sell Me Everything.

This Is One Of Those Images I Copied To My “Potential Captions” Folder, Where It Sat For Ages: It’s A Great Image Of A Beautiful Woman, But No Caption I Could Think Of Was Doing It Justice. I’m Still Not Sure If I Nailed It.

Size Doesn’t Matter, Unless You’re Into Small Cock Humiliation.or Large Cock Humiliation.

You’re Such A Lucky Guy That You Have Such A Polite Girlfriend.

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