I guess I’m not much of a foot fetishist if the first thing I notice is the necklace.

I guess I’m not much of a foot fetishist if the first thing I notice is the necklace.

It’s A Real Photo (As Far As I Know), But I Guess The Key Would Have Looked Better If I Had It ‘Shopped In.

This Caption Is Partly Inspired By The Ecchi Manga/Anime “He Is My Master”. Which Has It’s Own Hentai Parody/Pastiche “This Is My Chastity Belt” (”Kore Ga Watashi No Teisoutai“ And “Kore Ga Watashi No Teisoutai Plus!”, If You Want To

I Think She Could Sell Me Everything.

This Is One Of Those Images I Copied To My “Potential Captions” Folder, Where It Sat For Ages: It’s A Great Image Of A Beautiful Woman, But No Caption I Could Think Of Was Doing It Justice. I’m Still Not Sure If I Nailed It.

Size Doesn’t Matter, Unless You’re Into Small Cock Humiliation.or Large Cock Humiliation.

You’re Such A Lucky Guy That You Have Such A Polite Girlfriend.

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Conversations Are So Much Easier When You’re Told Your Part.

Additional Contrived Sci-Fi Plot Twist: She Falls In Love With You, But Then She Has To Destroy The Key To Save The Universe.

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Unfortunately, Due To The Omnipresence Of ‘Shopped Images, She Doesn’t Look Like The Fairy From Photoshopwonderland That She Is, But More Like An Ordinary Girl Next Door.

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