This caption is partly inspired by the ecchi manga/anime “He is my Master”. Which has it’s own hentai parody/pastiche “This is my Chastity Belt” (”Kore Ga Watashi No Teisoutai“ and “Kore Ga Watashi No Teisoutai Plus!”, if you want to

This caption is partly inspired by the ecchi manga/anime “He is my Master”. Which has it’s own hentai parody/pastiche “This is my Chastity Belt” (”Kore Ga Watashi No Teisoutai“ and “Kore Ga Watashi No Teisoutai Plus!”, if you want to

I Think She Could Sell Me Everything.

This Is One Of Those Images I Copied To My “Potential Captions” Folder, Where It Sat For Ages: It’s A Great Image Of A Beautiful Woman, But No Caption I Could Think Of Was Doing It Justice. I’m Still Not Sure If I Nailed It.

Size Doesn’t Matter, Unless You’re Into Small Cock Humiliation.or Large Cock Humiliation.

You’re Such A Lucky Guy That You Have Such A Polite Girlfriend.

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Conversations Are So Much Easier When You’re Told Your Part.

Additional Contrived Sci-Fi Plot Twist: She Falls In Love With You, But Then She Has To Destroy The Key To Save The Universe.

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Unfortunately, Due To The Omnipresence Of ‘Shopped Images, She Doesn’t Look Like The Fairy From Photoshopwonderland That She Is, But More Like An Ordinary Girl Next Door.

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I Doubt That The Chastity Device In The Last Image Would Be Much More Inescapable If It Were Secured With A Heavy Brass Lock.

I Know Next To Nothing About Games Consoles. Are There Even Adults-Only Applications For Games Consoles?

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