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Some of the ladies in my captions stop dressing sexy once they’ve locked a guy in a chastity cage. And some start.

Some of the ladies in my captions stop dressing sexy once they’ve locked a guy in a chastity cage. And some start.

Some of the ladies in my captions stop dressing sexy once they’ve locked a guy

The Recent Failure Of My Computer Turned Out To Be Nothing More Serious Than A Faulty Power Supply, The Hard Drive Is Undamaged And My Porn Collection My Collection Of Artful Nudes Is Safe. Furthermore, My New, Shiny, Fast Replacement Computer Arrived

The Recent Failure Of My Computer Turned Out To Be Nothing More Serious Than A Faulty

But You Could Do It Anyway As An Act Of Kindness, Right? No? Please?

But You Could Do It Anyway As An Act Of Kindness, Right? No? Please?

If Cases Like This Proliferate, Then There Should Be A Law That Women Are Required To Hand Out Detailed Written Warnings To All The Men They Intend To Lock In Permanent Chastity.printed With Illegible Small Letters.

If Cases Like This Proliferate, Then There Should Be A Law That Women Are Required

Sorry, But As A Dominant, You Will Never Get To Experience This Pleasure.

Sorry, But As A Dominant, You Will Never Get To Experience This Pleasure.

I Didn’t Know Jenni Kohoutova Was That Proficient In Lotus Notes.

I Didn’t Know Jenni Kohoutova Was That Proficient In Lotus Notes.

How Many Sleep-Deprived Nights Start.

How Many Sleep-Deprived Nights Start.

She Doesn’t Look Much Like Lucille Van Pelt. But I Think She Has The Same Tendency To Pull Away The Football At The Last Second.

She Doesn’t Look Much Like Lucille Van Pelt. But I Think She Has The Same Tendency

Sure, You Will Endure The Ongoing Unfulfilled Desire. What Other Choice Do You Have?

Sure, You Will Endure The Ongoing Unfulfilled Desire. What Other Choice Do You Have?

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

So There.

So There.

Am I The Only Human Left On Earth Who Uses A Desktop Computer Instead Of A Notebook, Laptop, Tablet, Smart Phone, Smart Watch, Smart Glasses Or Some Other Tiny Thingie?

Am I The Only Human Left On Earth Who Uses A Desktop Computer Instead Of A Notebook,

You Get Away Rather Lightly, Compared To The Fate Of The Slaves Of Sardanapalus.

You Get Away Rather Lightly, Compared To The Fate Of The Slaves Of Sardanapalus.

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