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You get away rather lightly, compared to the fate of the slaves of Sardanapalus.

You get away rather lightly, compared to the fate of the slaves of Sardanapalus.

You get away rather lightly, compared to the fate of the slaves of Sardanapalus.

Der Langsame Pfeil Der Schönheit. – Die Edelste Art Der Schönheit Ist Die, Welche Nicht Auf Einmal Hinreißt, Welche Nicht Stürmische Und Berauschende Angriffe Macht (Eine Solche Erweckt Leicht Ekel), Sondern Jene Langsam Einsickernde, Welche

Der Langsame Pfeil Der Schönheit. – Die Edelste Art Der Schönheit Ist Die, Welche

Of Course You Wouldn’t Be Mad: Nobody Can Be Expected To Be Chaste For Such A Long Time. Except You.

Of Course You Wouldn’t Be Mad: Nobody Can Be Expected To Be Chaste For Such A Long

My First Multiple-Captions-Caption.

My First Multiple-Captions-Caption.

The Other Question Is: Which Outcome Would You Prefer?

The Other Question Is: Which Outcome Would You Prefer?

How Would You Reply?

How Would You Reply?

I Think There Is A Flaw In Her Method. As Far As I’m Concerned, She Could Wear A Potato Sack, And I Would Still Signal.

I Think There Is A Flaw In Her Method. As Far As I’m Concerned, She Could Wear

That’s What Happens When You Have Too Few Chastity Cage. Alternatively, Wear The Little Black One. The Little Black One Always Works.

That’s What Happens When You Have Too Few Chastity Cage. Alternatively, Wear The

Kissing Your Enslaver’s Vulva Brings You Good Luck, At Least That’s What Clíodhna, The Goddess Of Beauty And Love, Told Cormac Laidir Maccarthy. Oh, Wait, I’m Confusing The Irish And The Scottish.

Kissing Your Enslaver’s Vulva Brings You Good Luck, At Least That’s What Clíodhna,

One Criticism About Porn Is That It Gives Men Completely Unrealistic Expectations About How Women Look Like And What They Are Willing To Do In The Sack. It Makes Me Wonder: Aren’t Romantic Movies Just As Bad About Raising Hopelessly Unrealistic Expectatio

One Criticism About Porn Is That It Gives Men Completely Unrealistic Expectations

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

“Gargantua And Pantagruel” Contains A List Of Comparisons To Indicate That Something Is Very, Very Tiny; Among Those Is “Tiny Like The Left Testicle Of A Fly”. I Thought It Was Cute How The Comparison Didn’t Just Say “A Fly’s Testicle”,

“Gargantua And Pantagruel” Contains A List Of Comparisons To Indicate That Something

Since “Quit” Is A Perfectly Valid English Adjective, Neither My Spell Checker Nor My Grammar Checker Gave Me Any Warnings When I Called This Caption “A Quit Weekend”, But Of Course I Meant “A Quiet Weekend”. Fortunately, I Noted This Embarrassing

Since “Quit” Is A Perfectly Valid English Adjective, Neither My Spell Checker

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