My first multiple-captions-caption.

My first multiple-captions-caption.

The Other Question Is: Which Outcome Would You Prefer?

How Would You Reply?

I Think There Is A Flaw In Her Method. As Far As I’m Concerned, She Could Wear A Potato Sack, And I Would Still Signal.

That’s What Happens When You Have Too Few Chastity Cage. Alternatively, Wear The Little Black One. The Little Black One Always Works.

Kissing Your Enslaver’s Vulva Brings You Good Luck, At Least That’s What Clíodhna, The Goddess Of Beauty And Love, Told Cormac Laidir Maccarthy. Oh, Wait, I’m Confusing The Irish And The Scottish.

One Criticism About Porn Is That It Gives Men Completely Unrealistic Expectations About How Women Look Like And What They Are Willing To Do In The Sack. It Makes Me Wonder: Aren’t Romantic Movies Just As Bad About Raising Hopelessly Unrealistic Expectatio

Marfisa-Thor

“Gargantua And Pantagruel” Contains A List Of Comparisons To Indicate That Something Is Very, Very Tiny; Among Those Is “Tiny Like The Left Testicle Of A Fly”. I Thought It Was Cute How The Comparison Didn’t Just Say “A Fly’s Testicle”,

Since “Quit” Is A Perfectly Valid English Adjective, Neither My Spell Checker Nor My Grammar Checker Gave Me Any Warnings When I Called This Caption “A Quit Weekend”, But Of Course I Meant “A Quiet Weekend”. Fortunately, I Noted This Embarrassing

A Lesser Known Scene From “Alice In Wonderland”.

With Whom Is She Talking? Her Best Friend, Her Mother, Her Sister, Your Ex-Wife, Her Lover, A Federal Chastity Advisor?

The Realistic Outcome: She Ties The Knot The Same Day You Get Institutionalized, Since She Achieved Her Goal To Drive You Crazy. The Romantic Outcome: She Falls In Love With You And Stays A Bachelorette For The Rest Of Her Life.

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