Proto Porn

That’s what happens when you have too few chastity cage. Alternatively, wear the little black one. The little black one always works.

That’s what happens when you have too few chastity cage. Alternatively, wear the little black one. The little black one always works.

That’s what happens when you have too few chastity cage. Alternatively, wear the

Kissing Your Enslaver’s Vulva Brings You Good Luck, At Least That’s What Clíodhna, The Goddess Of Beauty And Love, Told Cormac Laidir Maccarthy. Oh, Wait, I’m Confusing The Irish And The Scottish.

Kissing Your Enslaver’s Vulva Brings You Good Luck, At Least That’s What Clíodhna,

One Criticism About Porn Is That It Gives Men Completely Unrealistic Expectations About How Women Look Like And What They Are Willing To Do In The Sack. It Makes Me Wonder: Aren’t Romantic Movies Just As Bad About Raising Hopelessly Unrealistic Expectatio

One Criticism About Porn Is That It Gives Men Completely Unrealistic Expectations

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

“Gargantua And Pantagruel” Contains A List Of Comparisons To Indicate That Something Is Very, Very Tiny; Among Those Is “Tiny Like The Left Testicle Of A Fly”. I Thought It Was Cute How The Comparison Didn’t Just Say “A Fly’s Testicle”,

“Gargantua And Pantagruel” Contains A List Of Comparisons To Indicate That Something

Since “Quit” Is A Perfectly Valid English Adjective, Neither My Spell Checker Nor My Grammar Checker Gave Me Any Warnings When I Called This Caption “A Quit Weekend”, But Of Course I Meant “A Quiet Weekend”. Fortunately, I Noted This Embarrassing

Since “Quit” Is A Perfectly Valid English Adjective, Neither My Spell Checker

A Lesser Known Scene From “Alice In Wonderland”.

A Lesser Known Scene From “Alice In Wonderland”.

With Whom Is She Talking? Her Best Friend, Her Mother, Her Sister, Your Ex-Wife, Her Lover, A Federal Chastity Advisor?

With Whom Is She Talking? Her Best Friend, Her Mother, Her Sister, Your Ex-Wife,

The Realistic Outcome: She Ties The Knot The Same Day You Get Institutionalized, Since She Achieved Her Goal To Drive You Crazy. The Romantic Outcome: She Falls In Love With You And Stays A Bachelorette For The Rest Of Her Life.

The Realistic Outcome: She Ties The Knot The Same Day You Get Institutionalized,

Instead Of Flirting, Unbuttoning Your Shirt Might Also Work.

Instead Of Flirting, Unbuttoning Your Shirt Might Also Work.

How About We Wait With The Unlocking Until We Move Out?

How About We Wait With The Unlocking Until We Move Out?

Just To Clarify: Trees Are Reproducing Sexually. Otherwise, They Would Have No Occasion To Bloom. And Some Of Them Are Even Dioecious (That Is, There Are Separate Female And Male Trees). So Trees Do Have Sex.on The Other Hand: Do You Really Want To Correc

Just To Clarify: Trees Are Reproducing Sexually. Otherwise, They Would Have No Occasion

In This Alternative Reality, Men Are At Least Allowed To Drive, So It Could Be Worse.

In This Alternative Reality, Men Are At Least Allowed To Drive, So It Could Be Worse.

BigBoobsGonewild BigBoobsWithFriends

contact