You would have stood a chance, had she worn a pink leather corset.

You would have stood a chance, had she worn a pink leather corset.

I Don’t See The Contradiction Between “Committing All Kinds Of Perversions” And “Having Your Cock Locked In A Chastity Cage”.

It Could Be Worse: At Least You’re Not Part Of “Titus Andronicus”.

I’m Not Particularly Fond Of Tattoos (I Have No Moral Objections, It’s Just An Aesthetic Preference), So I Usually Prefer Images Without Them, But That Wouldn’t Work With This Caption.

So You Think You Don’t Deserve To Have Your Chastity Cage Unlocked? If You Say So…

Architectural Porn.

I Think This Is My First, But Not Last Caption Featuring Snow White. For Some Reason, She Seems To Be More Suited For Kinky Reinterpretations Than Other Fairy Tale Princesses. It Helps That The Clothing Of Her Disney Version Is So Easily Recognizable,

I Think Your Husbands Are The Lucky Ones. Compared To Other Men.

Sometimes, Men Are So Roundabout. If He Wants A Spanking, Why Not Simply Say So?

I Think She Could Make Guys Horny Without Resorting To Artificial Aides Like A Chastity Cage. Not That You’re Complaining.

At Least She Prepared The Traditional Post-Surprise-Chastity Consolation Breakfast.

I Wonder What The Two Of You Did In The Haystack In The First Place.

Stuck In An Elevator, I Think My Primary Worry Wouldn’t Be The Urge To Have Sex, But The Urge To Pee.

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