Star-Stables: “Before Displaying An Animal For Purchase, It Is Advisable To Follow A Regimen Of Masterbating It For A Minute Every 5 Minutes For No Less Than 4 Hours Before. ” Star Kennels Trainers Guide.
tears-make-the-best-lube: “I am a forest, and a night of dark trees: but he who is not afraid of my darkness, will find banks full of roses under my cypresses.” Nietzsche
