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Love isn’t real, Garnet. It’s just a byproduct of chemicals that drive lower life-forms to mate.

Love isn’t real, Garnet. It’s just a byproduct of chemicals that drive lower life-forms to mate.

Love isn’t real, Garnet. It’s just a byproduct of chemicals that drive lower

Peridot Is Such A Size Queen.

Peridot Is Such A Size Queen.

Daaaaaaaaah-Dun-Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Da-Da-Da-Da-Dah-Dadada!

Daaaaaaaaah-Dun-Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Da-Da-Da-Da-Dah-Dadada!

“Hey Amethyst-Gempai, Did You Come To See The Gun Show!?”

“Hey Amethyst-Gempai, Did You Come To See The Gun Show!?”

Jamie Lands His First On Screen Acting Role.

Jamie Lands His First On Screen Acting Role.

”No One Will Miss You&Amp;Hellip;”

”No One Will Miss You&Amp;Hellip;”

Hiressnails: Jamie Lands His First On Screen Acting Role.

Hiressnails:  Jamie Lands His First On Screen Acting Role.

A Little Going Away Present Barb Gave Jamie When He Went To Go Work Full Time At The Community Theater.

A Little Going Away Present Barb Gave Jamie When He Went To Go Work Full Time At

Hiressnails: A Little Going Away Present Barb Gave Jamie When He Went To Go Work Full Time At The Community Theater. I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Learned That People Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Like It When I Try To Go Sexy, Or When I Remake Rush Album Covers As Mr. Universe Albums.

Hiressnails:  A Little Going Away Present Barb Gave Jamie When He Went To Go Work

Floor Time 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Floor Time 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Crispin Freeman Also Voiced That Alucard Guy. I Never Watched Hellsing.

Crispin Freeman Also Voiced That Alucard Guy. I Never Watched Hellsing.

Another Su Character Getting Dressed For Halloween.

Another Su Character Getting Dressed For Halloween.

Kofi Dressed Up For Halloween. I Eat Pizza Probably Every Day Now. Either A Slice, A Whole Pie, Or A Lunchables Pizza.

Kofi Dressed Up For Halloween. I Eat Pizza Probably Every Day Now. Either A Slice,

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