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Everybody knows that a confession is INFALLIBLE if it’s written on a pizza box

Everybody knows that a confession is INFALLIBLE if it’s written on a pizza box

Everybody knows that a confession is INFALLIBLE if it’s written on a pizza box

Steven, Stop. You Are Too Young To Be A Night Blogger

Steven, Stop. You Are Too Young To Be A Night Blogger

You Don’t Exactly Need Future Vision To See Who’s Sleeping On The Couch Tonight

You Don’t Exactly Need Future Vision To See Who’s Sleeping On The Couch Tonight

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“She Can Do Magic Tricks, And, Uh, Smash Stuff!”

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A Mothering

What’s Surprising Is That She’s Been Alive For Over 5,000 Years And Only Eaten One Mop

What’s Surprising Is That She’s Been Alive For Over 5,000 Years And Only Eaten

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Congratulations Peridot!

That Trip To Keystone Really Paid Off

That Trip To Keystone Really Paid Off

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Texting Malachite Can Be A Real Pain

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Always Stay Organized

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5,000 Years On Earth And They Were Too Busy Being Adorable To Learn How To Use A Washing Machine

5,000 Years On Earth And They Were Too Busy Being Adorable To Learn How To Use A

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