Proto Porn
“She can do magic tricks, and, uh, smash stuff!”
“She can do magic tricks, and, uh, smash stuff!”
A Mothering
What’s Surprising Is That She’s Been Alive For Over 5,000 Years And Only Eaten One Mop
Congratulations Peridot!
That Trip To Keystone Really Paid Off
Texting Malachite Can Be A Real Pain
Always Stay Organized
New Mission Objective: Acquire Butt
5,000 Years On Earth And They Were Too Busy Being Adorable To Learn How To Use A Washing Machine
Also I’m Trapped At The Bottom Of The Ocean In A Fusion With A Sarcastic Jerkwad
Well, It Was Worth A Shot
Rude
They Told Her To Hit It As Far As Possible So She Kicked It Into The Exosphere
frenchmaid
freshfromtheshower
