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A mothering

A mothering

A mothering

What’s Surprising Is That She’s Been Alive For Over 5,000 Years And Only Eaten One Mop

What’s Surprising Is That She’s Been Alive For Over 5,000 Years And Only Eaten

Congratulations Peridot!

Congratulations Peridot!

That Trip To Keystone Really Paid Off

That Trip To Keystone Really Paid Off

Texting Malachite Can Be A Real Pain

Texting Malachite Can Be A Real Pain

Always Stay Organized

Always Stay Organized

New Mission Objective: Acquire Butt

New Mission Objective: Acquire Butt

5,000 Years On Earth And They Were Too Busy Being Adorable To Learn How To Use A Washing Machine

5,000 Years On Earth And They Were Too Busy Being Adorable To Learn How To Use A

Also I’m Trapped At The Bottom Of The Ocean In A Fusion With A Sarcastic Jerkwad

Also I’m Trapped At The Bottom Of The Ocean In A Fusion With A Sarcastic Jerkwad

Well, It Was Worth A Shot

Well, It Was Worth A Shot

Rude

Rude

They Told Her To Hit It As Far As Possible So She Kicked It Into The Exosphere

They Told Her To Hit It As Far As Possible So She Kicked It Into The Exosphere

Night Blogger Steven Strikes Again

Night Blogger Steven Strikes Again

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