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5,000 years on earth and they were too busy being adorable to learn how to use a washing machine

5,000 years on earth and they were too busy being adorable to learn how to use a washing machine

5,000 years on earth and they were too busy being adorable to learn how to use a

Also I’m Trapped At The Bottom Of The Ocean In A Fusion With A Sarcastic Jerkwad

Also I’m Trapped At The Bottom Of The Ocean In A Fusion With A Sarcastic Jerkwad

Well, It Was Worth A Shot

Well, It Was Worth A Shot

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They Told Her To Hit It As Far As Possible So She Kicked It Into The Exosphere

They Told Her To Hit It As Far As Possible So She Kicked It Into The Exosphere

Night Blogger Steven Strikes Again

Night Blogger Steven Strikes Again

Psa: Don’t Say Clod. The Only “C” Word You Need Is “Cartoon Network”

Psa: Don’t Say Clod. The Only “C” Word You Need Is “Cartoon Network”

Hundreds Of Years Later And Still No Chill

Hundreds Of Years Later And Still No Chill

Filed Under: Suggestions That Never Failinspired By This Post

Filed Under: Suggestions That Never Failinspired By This Post

I’m Flipping Out Dude. Someone Who I’ve Been Following For 3 Years (Practically As Long I’ve Been On Tumblr) And Who I Have Never Ever Talked To Reblogged A Post From This Blog. A Post That I Made!!! This Is What Success Feels Like

I’m Flipping Out Dude. Someone Who I’ve Been Following For 3 Years (Practically

You’re Gonna Have To Contact It For That, Peridot

You’re Gonna Have To Contact It For That, Peridot

You Can Also Go Fishing In The Ocean Without Reeling In A Giant Woman Or An Army Of Watermelons

You Can Also Go Fishing In The Ocean Without Reeling In A Giant Woman Or An Army

“Nice Weather We’re Having, Eh Jasper?”“We’re At The Bottom Of The Ocean”

“Nice Weather We’re Having, Eh Jasper?”“We’re At The Bottom Of The Ocean”

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