Steven knows that the enjoyment of animation from any channel besides Cartoon Network is punishable by death in the Crystal Gem household

Steven knows that the enjoyment of animation from any channel besides Cartoon Network is punishable by death in the Crystal Gem household

Oh Garnet, There’s No Need To Jump To Conclusions

Oh Come On, Pearl. You Don’t Even Drink Tea

Just Answer The Question, Garnet

Pretty Sure Her Chances Of Getting Rescued Just Went From 0% To Like -5%

Is She Serious? Is She Joking? The World May Never Know

She’s Bluffing. Even Amethyst Has Standards

&Amp;Ldquo;Now Entering The Ring, It’s None Other Than Our Tag Team World Champions, Laughy Sapphy And The Eternal Flame Baby!”Crowd Cheers

Night Blogger Steven Strikes Out Against The Enemy

Deadly Combat Skills: ✅Basic Human Life Skills: ❌

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Get Your Priorities Straight, Garnet

Lots Of Anon Answers Under The Cut! If You Don’t See Your Question Answered Here, It’s Probably Because I Answered It In My Shiny New Faq!Yes, I’ve Seen That Before. It Would Take Some Extra Effort, But I Could Probably Make A Group Chat If I Wanted

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