The perils of having “Pearl” and “Peridot” right next to each other in your contacts

The perils of having “Pearl” and “Peridot” right next to each other in your contacts

Hi Everyone! I Hope You’re All Enjoying This Blog. In Honor Of It Turning One Week Old Today, I’ve Put Together A Small Survey (Edit: The Survey Website Only Lets You See The Results For 100 People, So I Removed The Link. Thank You Everyone Who Took

Hi Again, Everyone! 30 Minutes Ago I Launched A Survey In Honor Of This Blog’s One Week Anniversary. 15 Minutes Ago I Realized That It Would Only Show Results For 100 People. Just Now I Moved The Survey Onto A Less Restrictive Website That Will Let

Time To Amend Your Inductive Reasoning, Butthead

“Seriously, Girl! I Used To Be A Mirror. I Can Work With This.”

Night Blogger Steven Attempts To Empathize; Fails

She Wants To Sign Up So That She Can Send Snaps Of Herself To Herself

‘I Mean, Maybe. It Could Have Been Someone Else Pretending To Be A Whale. I Dont Know”

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It’s A Win-Win-Win-Win Situation (Steven Wins Twice Because He Gets Two Scoops)

Hi, Everyone. I’d Just Like To Announce That This Blog’s First Ever Submission Saturday Will Be This Saturday, July 25! On That Day, Instead Of Posting My Own Content, I Will Publish All Of The User Submissions I Have Received; Texts, Art, Voiceovers,

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Future Vision Saves The Day Once Again

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