“Seriously, girl! I used to be a mirror. I can work with this.”

“Seriously, girl! I used to be a mirror. I can work with this.”

Night Blogger Steven Attempts To Empathize; Fails

She Wants To Sign Up So That She Can Send Snaps Of Herself To Herself

‘I Mean, Maybe. It Could Have Been Someone Else Pretending To Be A Whale. I Dont Know”

Like 50% Of Their Interactions Are Ruby Telling Puns And Sapphire Threatening To End Their Relationship

It’s A Win-Win-Win-Win Situation (Steven Wins Twice Because He Gets Two Scoops)

Hi, Everyone. I’d Just Like To Announce That This Blog’s First Ever Submission Saturday Will Be This Saturday, July 25! On That Day, Instead Of Posting My Own Content, I Will Publish All Of The User Submissions I Have Received; Texts, Art, Voiceovers,

The Crystal Gems Are Getting Really Tired Of Receiving Threats From Someone With The Strategy And The Location Of A Shipwreck

Future Vision Saves The Day Once Again

You Want Some Cheese With That Whine, Peridot?

Catching The Monster Took Ten Minutes. Getting To 1961 Took Ten Hours

Gotta Pass The Time Somehow

I’m Not Sure That’s What She Meant, Steven

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