Looks like Yellow Diamond’s just gonna have to gain followers the old-fashioned way: by threatening all of her subjects with the death penalty

Looks like Yellow Diamond’s just gonna have to gain followers the old-fashioned way: by threatening all of her subjects with the death penalty

Stress Ball Meets Anger Square

We Were Very Tired, We Were Very Merry—We Had Gone Back And Forth All Night On The Ferry.it Was Bare And Bright, And Smelled Like A Stable—But We Looked Into A Fire, We Leaned Across A Table,We Lay On A Hill-Top Underneath The Moon;And The Whistles

“Aaagh! It Just Dispensed A Banana From The Charger Port!”“You Should Eat That Before It Scans You Again. For Your Own Safety.”

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