I couldn’t resist. Malachite’s beauty has killed me.(Submitted by siony-puppy)

I couldn’t resist. Malachite’s beauty has killed me.(Submitted by siony-puppy)

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Actual Texts Between Me And My Mother(Submitted By Swanky-Spooky-Groovy)

So I Drew That Wheelbarrow Centaur Thing. Enjoy.(Submitted By Tallerthanatitan)(I’d Like To Say A Special Thank You To All The People Who Drew Wheelbarrow Centaur Lady For Me! There Are A Couple More Of Them That’ll Be Posted Throughout The Day, And

Lapis Is The Best At Jokes(Submitted By Imnotyourprisoner)

I Saw It On A Laffy Sapphy Wrapper.(Submitted By Aliece-Eve)

Steven Found A Use For That Thing. [The Actual Name Of My External Hard Drive](Submitted By Cosmicirwxn)

They Don’t Serve Cakes In Beach City That Are As Good As The Ones In Dallas. Not To Mention Mayor Dewey Doesn’t Allow Free Things.(Submitted By Rice-Is-Nice-243)

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Sorry It Was Too Funny To Me (Submitted By Tennants-Fez)

Yellow Diamond: Mom Of The Year(Submitted By Montparnah)

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