…Why does that name sound familiar

…Why does that name sound familiar

Can’t A Girl Just Buy Some Sleeveless Shirts In Peace

That’s One Small Step For Man; One Happy Day For Pearlkind

It Was Very Realistic

And Also She Never Falls Off Of Her Bike Because She’s Garnet

“Bye Bye Jaspy Dont Let The Bottom Feeders Bite”

Night Blogger Steven Has Many Children. One Day We’ll Find Out If Night Blogging Is Hereditary

Well, She’s Not Wrong

Amethyst Has About Tens Seconds To Get Her Head Out Of The Freezer Before Pearl Drops A Physics Textbook Onto Her Foot

Anon Answers Under The Cut! If You’ve Asked Me A Question On Anon In The Past Week Or So, The Answer Is Likely Right Here.first Up: Malachite Sadness Corneri’m Answering These As A Group. Y’all Really Are Sad About Malachite’s Phone Dying, Aren’t

Goodbye, Malachite.

Step 3 Can Be Changed To “Crash Steven’s Birthday Party” When Applicable

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