Proto Porn

Opal has practically no canon personality*maniacal laughter*

Opal has practically no canon personality*maniacal laughter*

Opal has practically no canon personality*maniacal laughter*

I’m, Uh, I’m Sure We’re In For A Nice, Calm Day&Amp;Hellip;

I’m, Uh, I’m Sure We’re In For A Nice, Calm Day&Amp;Hellip;

See? He’s Not Gonna Get A Sunburn. This Is Fine. Everything Is Fine

See? He’s Not Gonna Get A Sunburn. This Is Fine. Everything Is Fine

That’s Not What He Meant When He Said He Wanted “Fries And A Shake”

That’s Not What He Meant When He Said He Wanted “Fries And A Shake”

Anon Answers Under The Cut! If You Asked Me An Anonymous Question Between Thursday And Now, The Answer Is Likely Right Here.let’s Start With Malachite Sadness Corner Pt. 2Okay, I Have A Few Points For Y’all:there’s No Need To Be Sad About Malachite

Anon Answers Under The Cut! If You Asked Me An Anonymous Question Between Thursday

The Threat Has Been Neutralized. And So Has This Area’s Ecosystem

The Threat Has Been Neutralized. And So Has This Area’s Ecosystem

Have You Tried That New Flavor, Existential Void?

Have You Tried That New Flavor, Existential Void?

Really, It Won’t! Don’t Expect It To. Because It Won’t. Really.

Really, It Won’t! Don’t Expect It To. Because It Won’t. Really.

Well, This Is&Amp;Hellip; Promising, Actually

Well, This Is&Amp;Hellip; Promising, Actually

Um. Well, Surely Whatever Happened All Those Years Ago That Kept Garnet And Pearl From Fusing For Such A Long Time Won’t Be An Issue Now. It Was Probably Nothing, Really

Um. Well, Surely Whatever Happened All Those Years Ago That Kept Garnet And Pearl

Annnnd She’s Gone

Annnnd She’s Gone

A Reassurance, Amethyst

A  Reassurance, Amethyst

&Amp;Ldquo;And This Arrest Warrant! And These Fingerprints! My, I’m So Talented!”

&Amp;Ldquo;And This Arrest Warrant! And These Fingerprints! My, I’m So Talented!”

lockedup lolgrindr