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Steven Lapis Ocean Puns = Jasper’s Worst Nightmare(Submitted by ask-mini-shitty-glasses)

Steven Lapis Ocean Puns = Jasper’s Worst Nightmare(Submitted by ask-mini-shitty-glasses)

Steven   Lapis   Ocean Puns = Jasper’s Worst Nightmare(Submitted by ask-mini-shitty-glasses)

How Are You So Filthy? You Were Only Alone For 3 Minutes?!(Submitted By Spatialheather)

How Are You So Filthy? You Were Only Alone For 3 Minutes?!(Submitted By Spatialheather)

We Are The Crystal Clods We’ll Always Be A Clod And If You Think We Won’t Then We’ll Call You A Clod. Peridot’s Theme Song.(Submitted By Ask-Mini-Shitty-Glasses)

We Are The Crystal Clods We’ll Always Be A Clod And If You Think We Won’t Then

Maybe I Can Fit U In Right After Bein Too Good For This(Submitted By Lucario-Of-Hyrule)

 Maybe I Can Fit U In Right After Bein Too Good For This(Submitted By Lucario-Of-Hyrule)

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I’ve Never Submitted Anything To Tumblr Before So I Hope This Actually Worked. I Also Have Never Drawn Malachite Before So, Please Except My First Sketches Of Her As A Thank You Gift For Being Great.(Submitted By Anonymous)

 I’ve  Never Submitted Anything To Tumblr Before So I Hope This Actually  Worked.

Submitted By Anonymous

Submitted By Anonymous

“Besides, I Asked Her Already. She Doesn’t Even Like Lonely Blade” “Audible Gasp”(Submitted By Anonymous)

“Besides, I Asked Her Already. She Doesn’t Even Like Lonely Blade” “Audible

Submitted By Anonymous(That’s It For This Week’s Submission Saturday! Thank You, Everyone, For Your Delightful Contributions To This Blog!

Submitted By Anonymous(That’s It For This Week’s Submission Saturday! Thank You,

The Highest Existing Form Of Entertainment

The Highest Existing Form Of Entertainment

“Do You Think The Restaurants In Your Town Will Let Us Pay In Sand Dollars?”

“Do You Think The Restaurants In Your Town Will Let Us Pay In Sand Dollars?”

Oh My Gosh, Can Someone Please Explain To The Thousands-Of-Years-Old Ultra-Powerful Gem Warrior What “Whole Grain” Means

Oh My Gosh, Can Someone Please Explain To The Thousands-Of-Years-Old Ultra-Powerful

Not Pictured: Several New Nicknames For Steven Of The Not-So-Nice Variety

Not Pictured: Several New Nicknames For Steven Of The Not-So-Nice Variety

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