Yes, Amethyst, just keep saying “bro” so he won’t realize you’re crying into your phone

Yes, Amethyst, just keep saying “bro” so he won’t realize you’re crying into your phone

A Completely Necessary Blast Cannon Warrants Completely Necessary Bragging

Hi, Everyone! It’s Been A Super Long Time, But Here’s An Anon Answer Compilation! These Questions Span Several Months, But I’ve Deleted Some That Aren’t Relevant Anymore And Grouped Some Others Together. I’ve Also Copy-Pasted Them All, Instead

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It’s A Good Thing I Have A Blog To Post On Because This Is What Happens When I Subject My Real Life Friends To My Sense Of Humor

You’re Probably Better Off Waiting, Steven

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Lapis, Internally:

That’s What She Means

One Look At The Word “Jersey” And It’s Like The Rest Of His Message Doesn’t Exist

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Peridot Has Understandable Reservations About Marrying The Gem Who Saved Her Life But Would Probably Still Sell Her To Satan For One Corn Chip

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