One look at the word “Jersey” and it’s like the rest of his message doesn’t exist

One look at the word “Jersey” and it’s like the rest of his message doesn’t exist

Whew! I Just Spent All Day Upgrading My Navigation Page To Include A Link To A Page Of Ship Tags And I Upgraded Those Ship Tags To Include Every Possible Combination Of Characters Including Platonic Pairings With Steven And Excluding Yellow Diamond Becaus

Peridot Has Understandable Reservations About Marrying The Gem Who Saved Her Life But Would Probably Still Sell Her To Satan For One Corn Chip

Conversations With Garnet Right After She Re-Fuses Are All The Same(Insp.)

They’re Doing Their Best And That’s What Counts

So Polite, Jasper! Mellow Diamond’s Good Manners Must Be Rubbing Off

And Suddenly It All Makes Sense

Clearly Getting Jasper Back Is Her Highest Priority

She Forgot That It’s Possible To Live With Another Person Without Constantly Driving Them Crazy In The World’s Pettiest Ways

Abort Mission Abort Abort

“Oh, And We Had Bingo Too! But Instead Of Just Shouting “Bingo” When You Won You’d Also Punch The Gem Reading The Numbers. And Then She’d Punch You. And Then Everyone Else Would Start Punching Each Other. Gotta Love Bingo”

Can Someone Please Call Jasper An Ambulance

Word Choice, Peridot

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