If I could begin to beHalf of what you think of meI could do about anything……I could even learn how to loveLike youToday is August 15. Happy birthday, Steven Quartz Universe

If I could begin to beHalf of what you think of meI could do about anything……I could even learn how to loveLike youToday is August 15. Happy birthday, Steven Quartz Universe

Why Is Everyone Getting So Emotional? Was One Of My Jokes Too Funny?

Night Blogger Steven Doesn’t Believe In Numbers. Not Even On Clocks. That’s Why He Exists

Eyyyyyyy

Hey, I’m Doing The Best I Can, Sardonyx! Leave The Fourth Wall Alone!

Peridot Is Anything But Common

If Y’all Think I’m Gonna Be Posting About Absolutely Anything Besides Old-Timey Pearlnet’s Tandem Velocipede You Are Wrong As Rain

Slow Zoom On The Tandem Bicycle Lying Abandoned Somewhere In The Temple, Mad World Playing Softly In The Background

That’s It. That’s Literally All It Could Have Been

Why Yes, Amethyst’s Peridot Impression (Perimpression) Is Coming Along Quite Nicely, Thanks For Asking

Darn It Garnet

Wow I Can’t Believe Pink Diamond Was Shattered Under The Wheel Of A Tandem Bicycle #Suleaks #Confirmed

It’s The Science Of “How Much Unbridled Joy Will I Feel When I Am Riding This Bicycle Through A Field Of Wild Flowers On A Sunny Day With Each Of My Best Friends While Singing And Crying”

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