If y’all think I’m gonna be posting about absolutely anything besides old-timey pearlnet’s tandem velocipede you are wrong as rain

If y’all think I’m gonna be posting about absolutely anything besides old-timey pearlnet’s tandem velocipede you are wrong as rain

Slow Zoom On The Tandem Bicycle Lying Abandoned Somewhere In The Temple, Mad World Playing Softly In The Background

That’s It. That’s Literally All It Could Have Been

Why Yes, Amethyst’s Peridot Impression (Perimpression) Is Coming Along Quite Nicely, Thanks For Asking

Darn It Garnet

Wow I Can’t Believe Pink Diamond Was Shattered Under The Wheel Of A Tandem Bicycle #Suleaks #Confirmed

It’s The Science Of “How Much Unbridled Joy Will I Feel When I Am Riding This Bicycle Through A Field Of Wild Flowers On A Sunny Day With Each Of My Best Friends While Singing And Crying”

Big Big Big Anon Answers Compilation Under The Cut! Lots And Lots Of Answers! I Talk About My Writing Styles For Different Gems! New Arcs! Old Arcs! Theories, Predictions, Opinions! Tandem Bikes! All That And Much More Down Below!Love The Splashes On

They’re Okay! They Haven’t Given Up!

Pearl’s New Baseball-Themed Training Sessions Are Getting Pretty Intense

“Now Ive Just Gotta Decide What To Wear. Is It True That Orange Is The New Black?”

Look On The Bright Side! Your Rubies May Be Dead, But They’re Gonna Help To Make A Lot Of Other Gems Dead, Too! Yay!

He’s Gonna Be Part Of A Balanced Breakfast. You’ll See

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