Proto Porn
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Trying To Read A Sign When You’re Not Wearing Your Glasses
That Look Of Concentration When You Take The Time To Choose The Ripest Watermelon.
When Your Dad Whispers A Dirty Joke In Your Ear So Your Mum Doesn't Overhear
When Your Roommate Breaks Your Didgeridoo So You Take Up Drumming Instead.
Checking If The Person In Front Really Has 10 Items Or Less.
When You're Trapped By The Incoming Tide And You Shout For Help.
anonymous
Faking It
Tfw Your Bro Removes That Thorn In Your Foot
Shaved Legs
When You Sink Into Your New Memory Foam Mattress
The Surreptitious Sniff After You've Just Had A Nice Deep Scratch.
assinthong
asslick
