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He’s dead now, but Richard Pryor had a dong.
He’s dead now, but Richard Pryor had a dong.
We Don’t Know If He Was Real, But Scholars Believe This Is What Jesus And His Hot Dong Would Look Like. What Do You Think? Has Your Faith Informed Your Image Of Christ’s Dong?
Is There Maybe A Little Skin Showing Here? I Think I Almost Can Make Out A Dong! Yowee Zowee, Idris Elba!
Dfw? Hung!
Hey Quentin Tarantino, Great Dong!
Check Out That Hot Dong On Michael Myers! Careful, Though, You Don’t Want To Trip While You’re Running Away ;)
Looks Like Freddy Krueger’s Dong Was Too Hot For The Fire That Forever Disfigured Every Other Part Of His Body. Nice Dong, Freddy!
Well, Well, Well, Looks Like Not All Of The Staypuft Marshmallow Man Is Soft. Nice Dong, Staypuft!
Looks Like We’ve Finally Answered The Age Old Question Of “Who’s The Boss?”. It’s Tony Danza’s Dong. Nice Dong, Tony!
Holy Shit, I Bet Neil Degrasse Tyson’s Hot Dong Knows A Thing Or Two About Black Holes! Great Dong, Neil!
Good Thing His Pants Aren’t Sheer, Or His Coworkers Would Never Get Anything Done! Nice Dong, Paul Scheer!
Well, Well, Well, Check Out That Hot Dong On Ross Gellar Himself! Great Dong, David Schwimmer! I Bet That’s What Led To Matthew Perry’s Pill Addiction! Dong Envy!
R.i.p. Christopher Reeves, You Had An Awesome Dong.
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