Looks like we’ve finally answered the age old question of “Who’s the Boss?”. It’s Tony Danza’s dong. Nice dong, Tony!

Looks like we’ve finally answered the age old question of “Who’s the Boss?”. It’s Tony Danza’s dong. Nice dong, Tony!

Holy Shit, I Bet Neil Degrasse Tyson’s Hot Dong Knows A Thing Or Two About Black Holes! Great Dong, Neil!

Good Thing His Pants Aren’t Sheer, Or His Coworkers Would Never Get Anything Done! Nice Dong, Paul Scheer!

Well, Well, Well, Check Out That Hot Dong On Ross Gellar Himself! Great Dong, David Schwimmer! I Bet That’s What Led To Matthew Perry’s Pill Addiction! Dong Envy!

R.i.p. Christopher Reeves, You Had An Awesome Dong.

Wow, Who Knew The Author Of “The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test” Had Such A Great Dong! Good Lookin’ Out, Tom Wolfe! I Bet That Dick Knows Charlotte Simmons!

Honestly, I Think An Argument Could Be Made That Dj Jazzy Jeff’s Dong Is The Actual Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. Either Way, Great Dong, Dj Jazzy Jeff!

That’s A Real Tucci Stanley Is Packin’ There! Great Dong, Stanley Tucci!

Hey Fonzerelli, You’re A No Good Hood! With A Great Dong! Great Dong, Fonzi!

Hey Mr. Belvedere, That’s A Great Dong! (However, You Really Shouldn’t Have That Hog Out Around Children)

Hey, Ernest Borgnine, Great Dong! I Hope They Cut That Thing Off Before They Put You In The Ground!

Whoa, Check Out The Hot Dong On Jeff Garlin! Remember When He Attacked That Person’s Car A Couple Years Ago And Got In A Lot Of Trouble? I Have A Hot Tip That The Reason He Did It Is That The Driver Accused Him Of Not Having A Hot Dong. I Guess He Proved

We All Know That Ducky Like To Fucky? Great Dong, Jon Cryer! You Didn’t (Ever) Get The Girl, But You Did Get A Great Dong.

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