Wow, who knew the author of “The Electric Kool-aid Acid Test” had such a great dong! Good lookin’ out, Tom Wolfe! I bet that dick knows Charlotte Simmons!

Wow, who knew the author of “The Electric Kool-aid Acid Test” had such a great dong! Good lookin’ out, Tom Wolfe! I bet that dick knows Charlotte Simmons!

Honestly, I Think An Argument Could Be Made That Dj Jazzy Jeff’s Dong Is The Actual Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. Either Way, Great Dong, Dj Jazzy Jeff!

That’s A Real Tucci Stanley Is Packin’ There! Great Dong, Stanley Tucci!

Hey Fonzerelli, You’re A No Good Hood! With A Great Dong! Great Dong, Fonzi!

Hey Mr. Belvedere, That’s A Great Dong! (However, You Really Shouldn’t Have That Hog Out Around Children)

Hey, Ernest Borgnine, Great Dong! I Hope They Cut That Thing Off Before They Put You In The Ground!

Whoa, Check Out The Hot Dong On Jeff Garlin! Remember When He Attacked That Person’s Car A Couple Years Ago And Got In A Lot Of Trouble? I Have A Hot Tip That The Reason He Did It Is That The Driver Accused Him Of Not Having A Hot Dong. I Guess He Proved

We All Know That Ducky Like To Fucky? Great Dong, Jon Cryer! You Didn’t (Ever) Get The Girl, But You Did Get A Great Dong.

I Don’t Know Why He Was So Mad, That’s A Pretty Solid Dong. Nice Dong, Rasputin! Try Not To Get Any Poison On It!

Oh Shit! It’s That Bear From “The Revenant”! Nice Dong, Bear!

I Don’t See Any American Graffiti On That Dong! Great Dong, Ron Howard!

Time Out, Guys! Those Are Some Great Dongs! I Bet Zach Morris Could Stick His Dong In A.c. Slater’s Peehole And When Things Get Awkward, They Could Just Dip Out And Go To Class. After The Bell Rings. You Know, Like They’re Saved By The Bell.

That Hot Dong Is Just Another Reason That Kirby Puckett’s Passing Was So Heartbreaking. R.i.p. Kirby! May Your Hog Be Wriggling Free In Heaven.

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