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Honestly, I think an argument could be made that DJ Jazzy Jeff’s dong is the ACTUAL fresh prince of Bel Air. Either way, great dong, DJ Jazzy Jeff!

Honestly, I think an argument could be made that DJ Jazzy Jeff’s dong is the ACTUAL fresh prince of Bel Air. Either way, great dong, DJ Jazzy Jeff!

Honestly, I think an argument could be made that DJ Jazzy Jeff’s dong is the ACTUAL

That’s A Real Tucci Stanley Is Packin’ There! Great Dong, Stanley Tucci!

That’s A Real Tucci Stanley Is Packin’ There! Great Dong, Stanley Tucci!

Hey Fonzerelli, You’re A No Good Hood! With A Great Dong! Great Dong, Fonzi!

Hey Fonzerelli, You’re A No Good Hood! With A Great Dong! Great Dong, Fonzi!

Hey Mr. Belvedere, That’s A Great Dong! (However, You Really Shouldn’t Have That Hog Out Around Children)

Hey Mr. Belvedere, That’s A Great Dong! (However, You Really Shouldn’t Have That

Hey, Ernest Borgnine, Great Dong! I Hope They Cut That Thing Off Before They Put You In The Ground!

Hey, Ernest Borgnine, Great Dong! I Hope They Cut That Thing Off Before They Put

Whoa, Check Out The Hot Dong On Jeff Garlin! Remember When He Attacked That Person’s Car A Couple Years Ago And Got In A Lot Of Trouble? I Have A Hot Tip That The Reason He Did It Is That The Driver Accused Him Of Not Having A Hot Dong. I Guess He Proved

Whoa, Check Out The Hot Dong On Jeff Garlin! Remember When He Attacked That Person’s

We All Know That Ducky Like To Fucky? Great Dong, Jon Cryer! You Didn’t (Ever) Get The Girl, But You Did Get A Great Dong.

We All Know That Ducky Like To Fucky? Great Dong, Jon Cryer! You Didn’t (Ever)

I Don’t Know Why He Was So Mad, That’s A Pretty Solid Dong. Nice Dong, Rasputin! Try Not To Get Any Poison On It!

I Don’t Know Why He Was So Mad, That’s A Pretty Solid Dong. Nice Dong, Rasputin!

Oh Shit! It’s That Bear From “The Revenant”! Nice Dong, Bear!

Oh Shit! It’s That Bear From “The Revenant”! Nice Dong, Bear!

I Don’t See Any American Graffiti On That Dong! Great Dong, Ron Howard!

I Don’t See Any American Graffiti On That Dong! Great Dong, Ron Howard!

Time Out, Guys! Those Are Some Great Dongs! I Bet Zach Morris Could Stick His Dong In A.c. Slater’s Peehole And When Things Get Awkward, They Could Just Dip Out And Go To Class. After The Bell Rings. You Know, Like They’re Saved By The Bell.

Time Out, Guys! Those Are Some Great Dongs! I Bet Zach Morris Could Stick His Dong

That Hot Dong Is Just Another Reason That Kirby Puckett’s Passing Was So Heartbreaking. R.i.p. Kirby! May Your Hog Be Wriggling Free In Heaven.

That Hot Dong Is Just Another Reason That Kirby Puckett’s Passing Was So Heartbreaking.

Holy Shit, I Bet Those Satanic Verses Had Something To Do With That Hot Dong. Keep Up The Good Work, Salman Rushdie!

Holy Shit, I Bet Those Satanic Verses Had Something To Do With That Hot Dong. Keep

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