Whoa, check out the hot dong on Jeff Garlin! Remember when he attacked that person’s car a couple years ago and got in a lot of trouble? I have a hot tip that the reason he did it is that the driver accused him of not having a hot dong. I guess he proved

Whoa, check out the hot dong on Jeff Garlin! Remember when he attacked that person’s car a couple years ago and got in a lot of trouble? I have a hot tip that the reason he did it is that the driver accused him of not having a hot dong. I guess he proved

We All Know That Ducky Like To Fucky? Great Dong, Jon Cryer! You Didn’t (Ever) Get The Girl, But You Did Get A Great Dong.

I Don’t Know Why He Was So Mad, That’s A Pretty Solid Dong. Nice Dong, Rasputin! Try Not To Get Any Poison On It!

Oh Shit! It’s That Bear From “The Revenant”! Nice Dong, Bear!

I Don’t See Any American Graffiti On That Dong! Great Dong, Ron Howard!

Time Out, Guys! Those Are Some Great Dongs! I Bet Zach Morris Could Stick His Dong In A.c. Slater’s Peehole And When Things Get Awkward, They Could Just Dip Out And Go To Class. After The Bell Rings. You Know, Like They’re Saved By The Bell.

That Hot Dong Is Just Another Reason That Kirby Puckett’s Passing Was So Heartbreaking. R.i.p. Kirby! May Your Hog Be Wriggling Free In Heaven.

Holy Shit, I Bet Those Satanic Verses Had Something To Do With That Hot Dong. Keep Up The Good Work, Salman Rushdie!

Congratulations To Bob Newhart, Who Just Turned 129 Today! Happy Birthday, Bob! Be Sure To Give That Hot Dong Some Cake!

I Totally Didn’t Realize Steve Buscemi Had His Dong Out On Snl. Did Anyone Else Notice This? It Seems Like It Would Have Made The News. Anyways, Nice-Ish Dong, Steve Buscemi. I Wonder If He Got That Outfit Cleaned At His Beautiful Launderette.

Oh Man, Rick Looks Pissed! At Least We Know He’s Not Upset About Having A Small Penis! Great Dong, Rick!

Congratulations On Your Hundreth Birthday, David Spade! I Hope Your Still Spreading Cheer With That Hot Dong!

Oh, Fuck! Looks Like Josh Brolin’s Hot Dong Fell Off And He’s Not Happy About It. This Is Truly No Country For Old Men!

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