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Oh shit! It’s that bear from “The Revenant”! Nice dong, bear!

Oh shit! It’s that bear from “The Revenant”! Nice dong, bear!

Oh shit! It’s that bear from “The Revenant”! Nice dong, bear!

I Don’t See Any American Graffiti On That Dong! Great Dong, Ron Howard!

I Don’t See Any American Graffiti On That Dong! Great Dong, Ron Howard!

Time Out, Guys! Those Are Some Great Dongs! I Bet Zach Morris Could Stick His Dong In A.c. Slater’s Peehole And When Things Get Awkward, They Could Just Dip Out And Go To Class. After The Bell Rings. You Know, Like They’re Saved By The Bell.

Time Out, Guys! Those Are Some Great Dongs! I Bet Zach Morris Could Stick His Dong

That Hot Dong Is Just Another Reason That Kirby Puckett’s Passing Was So Heartbreaking. R.i.p. Kirby! May Your Hog Be Wriggling Free In Heaven.

That Hot Dong Is Just Another Reason That Kirby Puckett’s Passing Was So Heartbreaking.

Holy Shit, I Bet Those Satanic Verses Had Something To Do With That Hot Dong. Keep Up The Good Work, Salman Rushdie!

Holy Shit, I Bet Those Satanic Verses Had Something To Do With That Hot Dong. Keep

Congratulations To Bob Newhart, Who Just Turned 129 Today! Happy Birthday, Bob! Be Sure To Give That Hot Dong Some Cake!

Congratulations To Bob Newhart, Who Just Turned 129 Today! Happy Birthday, Bob! Be

I Totally Didn’t Realize Steve Buscemi Had His Dong Out On Snl. Did Anyone Else Notice This? It Seems Like It Would Have Made The News. Anyways, Nice-Ish Dong, Steve Buscemi. I Wonder If He Got That Outfit Cleaned At His Beautiful Launderette.

I Totally Didn’t Realize Steve Buscemi Had His Dong Out On Snl. Did Anyone Else

Oh Man, Rick Looks Pissed! At Least We Know He’s Not Upset About Having A Small Penis! Great Dong, Rick!

Oh Man, Rick Looks Pissed! At Least We Know He’s Not Upset About Having A Small

Congratulations On Your Hundreth Birthday, David Spade! I Hope Your Still Spreading Cheer With That Hot Dong!

Congratulations On Your Hundreth Birthday, David Spade! I Hope Your Still Spreading

Oh, Fuck! Looks Like Josh Brolin’s Hot Dong Fell Off And He’s Not Happy About It. This Is Truly No Country For Old Men!

Oh, Fuck! Looks Like Josh Brolin’s Hot Dong Fell Off And He’s Not Happy About

Bro, I Had No Idea You Were Packing Two Hot Dongs! Adam Sandler, Quit Showing Off Those Sweet Hogs! There Are Children Present!

Bro, I Had No Idea You Were Packing Two Hot Dongs! Adam Sandler, Quit Showing Off

Great Lil Peener Cam Newton!

Great Lil Peener Cam Newton!

R.i.p. Fab!

R.i.p. Fab!

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