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Bro, I had no idea you were packing TWO hot dongs! Adam Sandler, quit showing off those sweet hogs! There are children present!

Bro, I had no idea you were packing TWO hot dongs! Adam Sandler, quit showing off those sweet hogs! There are children present!

Bro, I had no idea you were packing TWO hot dongs! Adam Sandler, quit showing off

Great Lil Peener Cam Newton!

Great Lil Peener Cam Newton!

R.i.p. Fab!

R.i.p. Fab!

Oh Man, I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Know Jonathan Davis From Korn And Sarah Michelle Gellar From Duffy Were Dating! Great Dong, Jonathan!

Oh Man, I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Know Jonathan Davis From Korn And Sarah Michelle Gellar

Looks Like You Finally Got That Little Guy, Leo! Great Job And Great Dong!

Looks Like You Finally Got That Little Guy, Leo! Great Job And Great Dong!

Oh Man, Look At Ol&Amp;Rsquo; 3 Dongs! Nice Dongs, Martin Scorcese!

Oh Man, Look At Ol&Amp;Rsquo; 3 Dongs! Nice Dongs, Martin Scorcese!

You Know, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Actually Pretty Amazing How Many Times Larry David Appeared In Seinfeld As A Man Or Voice. But Anyways, Look At That Fuckin&Amp;Rsquo; Dong, Bro!

You Know, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Actually Pretty Amazing How Many Times Larry David Appeared

Looking Good, Luis Guzman! Great Fighting Stance, And Great Dong!

Looking Good, Luis Guzman! Great Fighting Stance, And Great Dong!

Well, If You Don’t Want People Taking Your Picture, Maybe You Shouldn’t Have That Hot Dong Out, Vincent D'onofrio!

Well, If You Don’t Want People Taking Your Picture, Maybe You Shouldn’t Have

Oh Man, Look At That Cool Guy! Great Dong, Michael Cera!

Oh Man, Look At That Cool Guy! Great Dong, Michael Cera!

What A Trio Of Delicious Dongs! I Bet Y'all Were Sticking Them Dicks All Sorts Of Places In That Cabin In The Woods! Way To Go, Bradley Whitford, Richard Jenkins And That Super Hot Lady!

What A Trio Of Delicious Dongs! I Bet Y'all Were Sticking Them Dicks All Sorts Of

Hey Paul, That&Amp;Rsquo;S A Cute Lil Pecker Ya Got There! Dare I Say, It Appears To Be Going Sideways!

Hey Paul, That&Amp;Rsquo;S A Cute Lil Pecker Ya Got There! Dare I Say, It Appears

Oh Shit, Looks Like The Master Snuck Out Of Paul Thomas Anderson&Amp;Rsquo;S Pants! Great Dong, Paul!

Oh Shit, Looks Like The Master Snuck Out Of Paul Thomas Anderson&Amp;Rsquo;S Pants!

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