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No wonder he’s able to steal all those ladies! I bet that dong knows some sein-language! Great dong, Jerry!

No wonder he’s able to steal all those ladies! I bet that dong knows some

Maury! You Are The Father! Of A Lovely Dong!

Maury! You Are The Father! Of A Lovely Dong!

Holy Fuck, Roger!

Holy Fuck, Roger!

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Great Dong Harvey Fierstein! I Love You On Project Dressmaking!

Oh Course His Dick Was Satan. Nice Dong, Lemmy!

Oh Course His Dick Was Satan. Nice Dong, Lemmy!

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I Bet Those Dongs Would Lovvvvve Some Orange Soda! Great Dongs, Kennan And Kel!

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Actually Sure If Melissa Mccarthy Has A Hot Dong For A Hand Or If She&Amp;Rsquo;S Holding A Stolen Hot Dong, But Either Way, Great Dong Melissa Mccarthy!

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Actually Sure If Melissa Mccarthy Has A Hot Dong For A Hand Or

Check Out That Fatty On Wheeler Walker Jr.! Great Dong, Wheeler! I Hope It Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Cancelled!

Check Out That Fatty On Wheeler Walker Jr.! Great Dong, Wheeler! I Hope It Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T

Well How Bout That? Wilfred Brimley Has A Hot Dong Growing Out Of His Fuckin&Amp;Rsquo; Back. Great Dong, Wilfred!

Well How Bout That? Wilfred Brimley Has A Hot Dong Growing Out Of His Fuckin&Amp;Rsquo;

Well Shit, I For Sure Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Know That Ham From The Sandlot Had Two Fuckin Hams Poking Out Of His Knees! Great Dongs, Patrick Renna! Make Sure You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Eat Em Off Like When You Were An Xfiles Monster, Ok? It&Amp;Rsquo;D Be A Damn Dong Shame.

Well Shit, I For Sure Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Know That Ham From The Sandlot Had Two Fuckin

That&Amp;Rsquo;S A Cute Lil Dong, Val Kilmer! You Got Your Own Lil Willow In Your Pants!

That&Amp;Rsquo;S A Cute Lil Dong, Val Kilmer! You Got Your Own Lil Willow In Your

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