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I Chortled

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Dearest Family, When I Say I’m Not Good With Handling Baking Pizza I Really Do Mean It. Now We Have A Black Rock Disc For A Meal And I’m Sure There Are No Health Benefits My Little Cousin Can Get Out Of It.

I Bought Papa Johns For Everyone Fyi

I Underestimated This Calzone Holy

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