So I had a dream I was being chased by a terminator semi truck. I dont know how I survived but in the end I was rewarded with four corneto ice cream cones. I was so happy but my uncle woke me up before I could eat any of them.

So I had a dream I was being chased by a terminator semi truck. I dont know how I survived but in the end I was rewarded with four corneto ice cream cones. I was so happy but my uncle woke me up before I could eat any of them.

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