Karkatium: Me: *Staring Out The Window While The Rain Pours And The Curtains Blow In The Cold Wind, Crying To Myself* When Will She Come Back… The Love Of My Life… I Miss Her… I Havent Seen Her Since Last Year…Me: *Sniffles And Clutches My Heart*
petty-revenge-stories: My friend is an older guy, very successful businessman. But he doesn’t dress that way on the weekends. He decides to buy himself a Rolex, and goes to this big fancy watch store in his standard ratty jeans. The salesman figures
