Chickadee-Dee-Dee: One Of My Fav Things To Do When Someone Puts Their Hand Around My Throat Is To Put My Hand Over Theirs And Squeeze. It’s So Cute Because We’re Basically Holding Hands, But Also It’s Like, Yes, Choke Me Out, And That’s My Jam.
I always go out with people who buy food, eat half and throw the rest away. I can’t afford to do that shit, I eat it all dammit
