taurusqueer: Me: I can’t STAND country Miss Carrie Underwood: I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PURTY LITTLE SOUPED-UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE Me:

taurusqueer: Me: I can’t STAND country Miss Carrie Underwood: I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PURTY LITTLE SOUPED-UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE Me:

Shmi: Don’t Judge Me For This The Last One Hahahah

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Educatingtheotherkin: This Shouldn’t Be As Funny As It Is

Wetorturedsomefolks: Plasmalogical: Gorejock: Watergender: I’m Reading Mattress Topper Reviews On Amazon And I Just Love This One…. Who Are These Variously Shaped Gays The Sizes Of The Second Two Are Literally Fucking Crazy. I Cant Even Wrap My

Contumacious-Eccentricity: Macleod: List Of Words Containing “Meow”: Meow, Meowed, Meowing, Meows, Homeowner This Is Literally Destroying My Life.

Jonhkeats: Update: Asap Rocky Saw The Drawing I Did &Amp;Amp; Slid Into My Dms But Like…… Im Still Tryna Figure Out How To Respond I Like Option 1 Lol

Tastefullyoffensive: (Via Emgalasso)

Micdotcom: Watch: The Young Turks’ Cenk Uygur Nailed Why Millennials Get So Much Sh*T.

Kentmcfuller: Blankslate-Chalkoutline: Kentmcfuller: Do Not Fix Your Dark Circles Let The World Know Youre Tired Of Its Shit And Ready To Kill A Man You’re* It’s*Btw.i Am A Man. Oooooooooooooh My Gooooooooooooooooooooooood Ooooooooh My God. Oh

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Soundsof71:David Bowie, By Terry O’neill

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