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devioustofu: omg amazing OMG this looks like a Cirque du Soliel production.

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Despite The Ongoing Tornado Warnings I Have Managed To Finish Gussing Up This Fab As Fuck Peacock Clip For My Blazer This Weekend. Now To Seek Shelter In My Closet.

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Fyeahcrochetgoat: Because I Like Background Music While I Crochet!

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