Mechapuppy: I Hate Babies. They’re Ugly. And They Scream A Lot. You Can’t Reason With Them. All They Do Is Eat And Sleep. In These Ways Babies Are Just A Smaller Version Of Me And I Don’t Like Competition
larryrickardfan: allmymetaphors: I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either This is the most accurate post
