“&Amp;Hellip;.. You Play Guitar, Don’t You?”

You Love Your Beautiful, Vivacious Wife With All Your Heart. But She Is A Chatterbox And Wants All Of Your Attention. Normally That’s Not A Problem, But You Have Gotten Into Fantasy League Football And Find It Hard To Concentrate On The Games And

Aw, Come On Fellows. A Little Strip Poker At Our After-Work Party Was Fun, But I Can’t Go Home To My Husband Like This. What Will It Take To Get My Clothes Back?

Cheatingcaptions: Shame Your Husband Had To Work.

Cheatingcaptions: It Was Either This Or A Book Club.

Unintended Consequences.

Cheatingcaptions: A Real Man, A Whole New World.

Reblogging Some Of My Fav’s From A Master Captioner.

Oh, Alright. Take Your Picture If You Must. But You Better Never Show This Photo To Anyone. I Am A Married Woman After All.

Wifeswickedlust: Mary Wanted To Surprise Her Hubby For Their First Anniversary And Cook Him A Gourmet Meal. But She Didn’t Really Know How To Cook, So She Looked At Ads In Craigs List And Found A Chef Willing To Teach Her. Mary Didn’t Realize

It’s Good To Be The Boss

“Shame On You Mr Davito. When You Asked Me To Work Late I Assumed That You Had Actual Work For Me To Do. I’m Going Home To My Husband Now And We Will Never Speak Of What Just Happened Again. Okay?” [One Hour Earlier]

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