Also, I think she’d totally want me to slap her in the face when we make out hard and that is good news. Good fucking news.

Also, I think she’d totally want me to slap her in the face when we make out hard and that is good news. Good fucking news.

Girlcreep

I Said This To My Dad The Other Day When He Grabbed The Back Of My Jeans, Pulled And Asked Where My Butt Went. Fuck You Dad, Mom Has A Big Butt And You Have A Flat Butt, So I Think The Answer Is In Your Genes Not My Jeans. Haha!

Glitter Switch

Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum

I Miss You Too Allie. I Only Have The Memory Of You Running Up To Me In Your Lolita Dress, Jumping On Me As I Spun You Around, To Sustain Me.

I Fight For Life

Bloodyqueefs

All The Sudden I Felt This Empty Feeling, As If Something Was Missing And I Felt Sad. I Think It&Amp;Rsquo;S F Dawg.

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Incorrigible.

When I Was Little I&Amp;Rsquo;D Dream About Falling Asleep Between Girls&Amp;Rsquo; Thighs. That Was Like My Fantasy.

So My Friends Have Joked That I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Have A Type Because Literally Every Girl I Intimately Befriend Is So Different From The Other, Both Physically And Personally. But This Morning I Woke Up Thinking About If I Do Indeed Have A Type What Would

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