glitterswitch: Worst porn ever, part deux. DON’T FUCK WITH THE CHOCOLATE TIP IN MY DRUMSTICK CONE, I WILL FUCK YOU UP. Or get really pouty and bratty, either way. I need to find a way to slow motion the :15 second mark cuz that was some ninja shit.

glitterswitch: Worst porn ever, part deux. DON’T FUCK WITH THE CHOCOLATE TIP IN MY DRUMSTICK CONE, I WILL FUCK YOU UP. Or get really pouty and bratty, either way. I need to find a way to slow motion the :15 second mark cuz that was some ninja shit.

Glitterswitch: Worst Porn Ever &Amp;Ldquo;Cuz You Bit It&Amp;Rdquo; Glitterswitch Is A Brat.

Glitterswitch: La Bruja Tiene La Sonrisa Más Bonita.

Observatoriumyum: Suck, Carpel Tunnel. You’ve Slowed Me Down But’cha Wont Stop Meeeee…..Yet. This Is My Friend Claudia And I Write Her Love Songs Like House Underneath Your Ribs And The Desperation Cuz Look At Her, She&Amp;Rsquo;S Lovely. Also, Last

Another Dreamscape

Faeriemary: Faeriemary: It’s Tea Time Bitches. No But For Real, It’s Tea Time And I Want This Fucking Tattoo. Omg, Do It.

Dawnweinerdawg: #Crikey (At Cruisin With My Partner) Your Butt Is The Current Wallpaper On My Phone.

I Wanna Kiss All The Pretty Girls And They&Amp;Rsquo;Re All So Pretty To Me.

Bloodyqueefs

You Guys. She’s Not Just A Badass Banjo Goddess. She Sings So Beautiful That It Brings Tears To My Eyes. Seriously Look At Everybody&Amp;Rsquo;S Face. Everyone Is So Happy. That&Amp;Rsquo;S Magic. I Really Wish I Could Hear The First Part To This Song.

Oh My God Bbygirl, So Today I Was Fucking Myself Thinking About You And As Usual I Was Giving You Orders In My Mind And Fucking You And Choking You And Saying Really Fucked Up Shit Like &Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Gonna Put My Whole Fist In Your Cunt, I&Amp;Rsquo;M

I Just Got Invited To This As A Plus One By A Friend Who Does Photography For Burlesque Dancers Here In Tampa :O

Omg You Guys. Tonight Was The Best. I Got To Be All Super Vip At The Suicide Girls Burlesque Show And I Got To Hang Out With My Homie From Back In The Day. I Haven&Amp;Rsquo;T Seen Him In Years But We Use To Stay Up All Night Watching Mitch Hedberg Stand

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