dawnweinerdawg: #crikey (at Cruisin With My Partner) Your butt is the current wallpaper on my phone.

dawnweinerdawg: #crikey (at Cruisin With My Partner) Your butt is the current wallpaper on my phone.

I Wanna Kiss All The Pretty Girls And They&Amp;Rsquo;Re All So Pretty To Me.

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You Guys. She’s Not Just A Badass Banjo Goddess. She Sings So Beautiful That It Brings Tears To My Eyes. Seriously Look At Everybody&Amp;Rsquo;S Face. Everyone Is So Happy. That&Amp;Rsquo;S Magic. I Really Wish I Could Hear The First Part To This Song.

Oh My God Bbygirl, So Today I Was Fucking Myself Thinking About You And As Usual I Was Giving You Orders In My Mind And Fucking You And Choking You And Saying Really Fucked Up Shit Like &Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Gonna Put My Whole Fist In Your Cunt, I&Amp;Rsquo;M

I Just Got Invited To This As A Plus One By A Friend Who Does Photography For Burlesque Dancers Here In Tampa :O

Omg You Guys. Tonight Was The Best. I Got To Be All Super Vip At The Suicide Girls Burlesque Show And I Got To Hang Out With My Homie From Back In The Day. I Haven&Amp;Rsquo;T Seen Him In Years But We Use To Stay Up All Night Watching Mitch Hedberg Stand

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Glitter Switch

Glitter Switch

My Best Friend From Cuba Who I Haven&Amp;Rsquo;T Seen Since I Was 16 Is Coming To America To Live. We Talked On The Phone Today For The First Time In A Decade And It Was Like No Time Had Passed At All. She Should Be Here In A Week. Her Name Is Cuca! Cuba(Me)

Omfg. My Friend Cuca Just Sent Me This Picture. She&Amp;Rsquo;S So Beautiful. I Had Totally Forgotten About The Cute Little Gap In Her Teeth.

(Ou(Y)Uo)

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