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I just heard my dad say to his friend “Yo no soy machista” which translates to “I’m not a male chauvinist” I almost just choked on my own laughter. I’ve never met a man less self aware than my father. 

I just heard my dad say to his friend “Yo no soy machista” which translates to “I’m not a male chauvinist” I almost just choked on my own laughter. I’ve never met a man less self aware than my father. 

Loki-Dokey: Sunnymurasaki: Wtfml: Adventuresofawhitegirl: Simonwang: I Laughed So Hard. It’s So In Sync With The Song. I Actually Cried Laughing. Every Time This Appears On My Dash This Video This Video Is Incredible Omfg Tears Are Rolling

Loki-Dokey:  Sunnymurasaki:  Wtfml:  Adventuresofawhitegirl:  Simonwang:  I Laughed

Ikilledmydadonce: Smart-And-Trashy: Photos From The Circus By Anka Zhuravleva On Flickr My Favourite Photo Set Ever

Ikilledmydadonce:  Smart-And-Trashy:  Photos From The Circus By Anka Zhuravleva On

I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Excited About The Queer Babes From Nola Who Are Coming To Visit Me Tomorrow &Amp;Lsquo;Til Thursday.  We&Amp;Rsquo;Re Gonna Do Some Travelin&Amp;Rsquo; 'Round Fl.  Adventure Time.

I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Excited About The Queer Babes From Nola Who Are Coming To Visit

Fuck

Fuck

#1671

#1671

Long Time Gone

Long Time Gone

Invocado: Spring.tea.fires ~ By &Quot;Zazenit&Quot;

Invocado:  Spring.tea.fires ~ By &Quot;Zazenit&Quot;

Strictsoup: Waxed

Strictsoup:  Waxed

A Tumblr Friend Just Told Me This Song Reminded Them Of Me.  This Song Is Dope. Thanks Princess&Amp;Ndash;Meow&Amp;Ndash;Meow

A Tumblr Friend Just Told Me This Song Reminded Them Of Me.  This Song Is Dope.

When I See Food Fights On Tv And Such, I Feel Deeply Disappointed. 

When I See Food Fights On Tv And Such, I Feel Deeply Disappointed. 

I Just Got Severely Internet Stalked And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Like Speechless. I Just&Amp;Hellip;.Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Explain&Amp;Hellip;. I Feel Confused And Kind Of Dirty. Mostly Confused. :/

I Just Got Severely Internet Stalked And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Like Speechless. I Just&Amp;Hellip;.Can&Amp;Rsquo;T

Jlrobinson: Can We Talk About This Shirt My Friend Just Got

Jlrobinson:  Can We Talk About This Shirt My Friend Just Got

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