Duckktective: Jeez I Would Love To Order That Thing Online, But I Don’t Know What Size To Order It In Because Women’s Clothing Sizes Are Determined By The Alignments Of The Planets In Relation To The Fuck You Galaxy
that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
